Davy

Because I just now realized that he has given me permission...

I present: Dave the Tomato Eater.

[Though this evening he was very much Dave the Wine Drinker. Or, as I like to call him, Dave the Guy Who Came to Teri's Birthday Party and Drank All of Her Wine.]

[And, yes, I do actually live in a world where people drink red wine and then roll up their freshly pressed sleeves to give the sign of the devil.]