Because I am utterly unoriginal [and can't sleep]

70 Things That You Just Didn't Know:
1. DO YOU SNORE?
probably... i definitely walk and talk in my sleep [but not at the same time... not that talented]
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
*ding**ding* fighter
3. WHAT ARE YOUR WORST FEARS?

dependence
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?

no, legos were for boys and i was very into gender roles as a youngster

Where did #5 go?
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?

heck no, that's a good way to shred your gums
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY
quite
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
only if it comes with a gift receipt
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
silver & black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
i used to but the walls are too thin in this apartment... i can hear my neighbors unrolling their toilet paper
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope
12. ANY SECRET TALENT?
repelling men... wait, that isn't a secret
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
ireland, i think
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
no idea
15. CAN YOU SWIM?

if doggie paddling counts
16. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
multiple times
17. DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE OZONE?
yep
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
i don't lick, i bite
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no, i can't... just ask the fort bragg mp
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
i prefer keeping my hands and feet inside the moving vehicle
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
god no... i have the full scale neurosis of the youngest girl child
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
electric
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
boo!
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
did my mother slide this question in here?
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING
sure, it's always been there for me
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
republicans
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU "?
when i was on the phone with my mom
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?

let's hope not, lisa marie is an embarrassment
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled, well-done [runny eggs... yeeelch!]
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
only when they are boys
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
cancun
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
past my bedtime
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME(s)?
nothing that's stuck
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
oh yeah
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?

this morning
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers... i get too hot in the bath
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
is this a trick question?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
uhhhhhh huh
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
a little
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
soda
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy... crunchy ruins the bread
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
ewww
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
twice... i live the life of a daredevil
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
twice
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?

am i on a date?
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER
pretty much
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
hazel-ish
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
sure
51. WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
oh, it's all relative, isn't it?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
not really, but i had an uncanny knack for knowing when the artist currently known as satan was f*cking up
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
a played a very bad flute back in junior high
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
i stole change out of my brother's room... got busted... that ended my life of crime
56. DO YOU LOVE SOMEBODY?
of course
57. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT?

no, i've left that phase of my life
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
only when it's really, really funny
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
yep
60. ARE DOGS MAN'S BEST FRIEND?

well, someone has to tolerate them
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?

i believe it should be banished like famine and war
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
pfft

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
only in math and relationships
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
right now it's a balmy 34 degrees
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE
kashi granola bar
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
only on my piggies when i'm breaking out the summer tootsies
67. HAVE YOU EVER STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
hello, i'm in graduate school
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIALS?
that website commercial from the superbowl
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
why? is this quiz sponsored by american eagle?
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
today? whiskeytown [it will be another band tomorrow]