Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from The Karate Kid.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Ewww.

Totally forgot to mention this earlier... Vincent Gallo, the independent actor, director, writer, etc, has offered to sell his sperm for $1 million. His website seems to be down at the moment, but I did read it a few days ago. Now, I'm not trying to judge the man [ahem] but he's giving a discount to any woman who can prove she is a descendent of a Nazi soldier. And apparently he doesn't want to procreate with women of color either. Have you seen him? Maybe he shouldn't procreate at all...

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