Best of Waiting for Squirrel ... The Merry Prankster

From September 7, 2005:
My laptop seems to be a bit of a prankster. Last week my Internet Explorer icon disappeared off of the desktop. This morning I noticed that my games and calculator are missing. So I ask you: Is it a poltergeist or is it just Windows?

In more tomfoolery, I've become obsessed with the Flogging Molly website. The homepage graphic won't open for me, so I can't access the content. I visit the site several times a day in hopes it will give me just a brief glimpse of the wonder that is Flogging Molly. [Here's the part where you write to say that you went to the site and it open just fine.]

OK, so I saw the movie Coming Home last week. I have a bit of a crush on Jon Voight 1978. Not so much for Jon Voight 2005, because now he's old and does bad movies. Regardless, to fuel my passion, I then rented Midnight Cowboy starring Jon Voight 1969. Talk about killing the mood ... what a disturbing movie.

I just received an email asking for test subjects for an experimental herpes vaccine. (Yes, it was an official UNC email. I didn't seek out such a thing.) The requirements are to be herpes-free and between the ages of 18 and 30 ... between the ages of 18 and 30 ... what the hell? Women over 30 don't have sex? I oughta sue those little bastards for ageism.